Nana Diana Takes A Break

Nana Diana Takes A Break

Friday, April 7, 2017

LIFE'S A TRIP-FUNNY ON FRIDAY/ADNONSENSE

Mom! Mom!
I finally figured out how to
work this video-cam- kind of..
I know the picture remains
stationary...but can you
hear me talking?
Can you?
Anyway...
I am sending you this because
I want you to know that
you were
WRONG!
Dead Wrong!
Remember when I was
a teenager and
you kept telling me that
drugs would ruin my life?
That too much acid
would fry my brain?
Well! Lookit me, Ma!
Here I am!
48 years old and doing just fine.
I've been painting, too...
Yes I have!

Behind me is one of my
best pictures so far.
I call it
Study In Orange
and I'm gonna sell
it for about
a gazillion bucks
to the big art dealer
down the street...
although he seems to be
"out of the office"
everytime I stop by.

Well, anyway...
just wanted you to know that.

I'm doing fine and
many thanks to Daddy
that left me all his money
so I can buy more art supplies.

I hope you are getting by
on the $468. a month
you get from Social Security...
That's all for now, Mom.
Bye.

To the advertiser:  If you would like your ad removed please notify me.

PS- How do you like my pig tails, Mom?
your photo name

22 comments:

  1. Toooo funny! Have a great weekend, Diana.

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  2. That painting should sell well at Halloween.

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  3. Oh, Girl! You just won't DO!

    I'm so glad you like the little kitchen---I've waited so long, thinking that when THIS is finished and THAT is done, or even when all the shelves in the den are straight---THEN I'd clear out that pass through and put in the little kitchen properly. So then came the day, and it's such a bright and cheery little place---couldn't you just sit down and DWELL?

    Those charming tiny dishes are from BitsyNest, I think---they are two-piece and so small that the littlest movement would knock them rolling, so I secured them into the already-filled and decorated hutch I got from Trishiesminicorner. Sheesh!! I sound like one of those vacuous starlets walking the red carpet, naming off who she's WEARING.

    You stay well and warm way up there!

    r

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  4. Diana, I know that they call a one color piece art...but Hmm? My neighbor lady (in town) painted a picture in all brown and need I tell you how that looked? LOL No shapes, no lines, it looked like a palate on which,she mixed her browns. I keep wondering if she had mistakenly framed the palate instead of the canvas. hehe. Let's just say, I never made an offer. Blessings, xoxo, Susie

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  5. Good one! Not sure that is art. If I could paint it, it definitely isn't art! lol

    Have a wonderful weekend! As always, thank you for your support!

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  6. You are just too funny, Diana!!! I hope you have a fabulous weekend!! xxo

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  7. It takes a special brain to think up ad copy, I guess!

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  8. I had no idea where this was going at first! LOL!!!

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  9. I cannot even begin to guess what this ad is for but your narrative is perfect!!

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  10. Oh how funny - poor old mom how does she get by. LOL

    Have a great weekend.
    Hugs,
    Mary

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  11. And her brain wasn't fried. Haha. Too funny Diana. Have a good weekend. xo

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  12. You are so funny girl and just a little nuts. Just the way I like my dear friends. sandie

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  13. Haha! That looks like Gilda Radner! xx

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  14. Looks like Roseanne Rosannadanna from SNL. Wasn't Gilda Radner great? Not sure what's really going on THERE but hey it's Funny on Friday! Have a great weekend! xo Kathleen | Our Hopeful Home

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  15. Too funny... just splash orange on a canvas and see what happens, lol! Hugs to you today :)

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  16. Thanks for the smiles early this a.m. I hope you enjoy the weekend. xoxo

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  17. Where do you find the ads? I always try to figure out what they are for...this one has me stumped!!

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  18. Looks like Gilda Radner..Thanks for the chuckles..Have a fun weekend..

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  19. Ah the minds of younguns. The story fits the photo perfect.
    Lisa

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  20. Hahaa, hey Mom, I've been sniffing paint fumes and it's making me pull my hair out. Hope your weekend was a blast.

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  21. Thanks for the chuckle today, sweet friend. :) You are such a blessing to us all!

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