Nana Diana Takes A Break

Nana Diana Takes A Break

Friday, May 5, 2017

TICK TOCK-WATCH THE CLOCK! Funny on Friday- AdNonsense

(My own take on old ads)

Marsha Muscella
was
SO MAD
at
Clark Clockson.

They had been together
for almost 2 years
and he still found
it important
to spend Friday
nights downtown
with his
"friends"
sipping
Pink Squirrels
at
Bubba Dollar's Bar & Grille.

Marsha had warned him
that the next time
he stayed out past
midnight she was
going to clean
his clock for him.

Finally, somewhere
just before 4AM,
she heard his key in
the lock..and heard
him shssshing and
giggling with whomever
he had brought home

She thought it fitting
to greet him at the door
with a sweet
little game of
Tick-Tock!
WATCH OUT, CLARK!!

You are going to have
a face that would
stop a clock when
Marsha is through
with you.
.
To the advertiser~please notify me if you would like your image removed.

YES- I AM WARPED-
Thanks to all of you 
that have pointed that out to me!!!

Happy Friday!
Hope you got your smile on here!
your photo name

31 comments:

  1. 🤓 You nut! This kind of exercise takes a creative mind. 🙃

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  2. Ha! Can't blame her!
    Take care and enjoy the weekend, sweet friend.

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  3. Oh Diana, you're too funny! Happy weekend to you.

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  4. I have always wanted to sit sipping Pink Squirrels. Here's to Clark's new face.

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  5. Too funny... Have a great weekend, dear Diana!

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  6. You spoil our fun in getting to tell you that. You are clever!

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  7. Not sure if warped is the right word for you. I can see how you were the writer of a book.

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  8. "Muscella" and "Clockson". ROFL You nut!!!!!!!! <3 <3

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  9. Happy Friday to you, too! Thanks for leaving a comment on the Bible Study blog....good to hear from you. I'm looking around here and enjoying my visit!
    Snoodles

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  10. You are a 'Mess' as we would say here in South Carolina with love!

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  11. Twisted I tell ya! Your a hoot. have a wonderful weekend.
    Lisa

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  12. Wish I looked like that - and had a watch like that. Lol Have a good day! sandie

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  13. Diana, how do you come up with this stuff? You are something! Thanks for keeping us laughing. ♥

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  14. Twisted for sure but such fun..I want some of whatever you're on!! Have a happy weekend. xoxo

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  15. Bwahaha, I love your warped humor. Perfect.

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  16. Diana, I would love to have that watch. LOL. Love the name of the bar and grille. LOL. Blessings for a fun weekend. Hope it warms up. xoxo, Susie

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  17. This is my favorite one yet! I had never heard of a pink squirrel until a couple of months ago when I was reading a cozy mystery book, "Class reunions can be murder" and they mentioned one. I googled it and it sounded kinda yummy!

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  18. Sounds threatening to me! ;^)

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  19. You are something else... But a pink aquuirrel sound good!
    ;o)

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  20. Thanks for a fun early morning read ... and laugh!

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  21. Diana, you have a gift of words and making us all laugh. Happy Saturday to you. xo

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  22. I certainly wouldn't want to cross her! Clark has it coming, you know. Have to look up "pink squirrel". You weren't drinking them when you wrote this, were you? ha! xoxo

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  23. You are to funny - great story. Have a great week.
    Hugs,
    Mary

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  24. Getting my smile on Sunday! While I am reading I am envisioning all kinds of things for the picture at the end, but not that! You are very creative to come up with that story from that picture :-)

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  25. He should have listened to her. :D

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  26. Hello there Donna and thank you so much for your kind comments .. I am digging myself out of this "hole" slowly but surely ? LOL
    This was too cute .. you have a wicked imagination ... but then again .. Pink Squirrels will do that to you ? LOL
    Take care !
    Joy : )

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  27. OMG ... I called YOU Donna .. Diana .... I must have drunk too many PINK Squirrels too ! OOPS !!

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  28. This had me laughing out loud! Oh I needed a good old belly laugh too! Hugs and blessings, Cindy

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